Performance Review Season
Have some fun, when asked for your accomplishments this year, send these to your manager:
- Successfully engineered soft landing of Phoenix Space Craft on Mars. Monetized image feed via Nasa website, singlehandedly allowing corporation to double revenue projections.
- Developed and released vaccine for AIDS, saving millions of lives in the African subcontinent alone.
- Developed plan for World Peace, which will be implemented in 3rd quarter this year.
- Successfully attained copyright for the word “The” allowing the company to profit from virtually every written communication ever made.
- Invented Velcro, perhaps you’ve heard of it.;
Also, I plan in the next quarter to be the first astronaut to walk on the Sun…