When Your Product Stinks…

I was using a product the other day and it was a real disaster.  It prompted me to think that somewhere, someone was showing up to an office where their task was to market this peice of crap.  From that thought, this list:

If your product stinks,

  • If your product stinks, you won’t engage customers, you’ll stalk them.
  • If your product stinks, the only thing your customers will engage in with you is arguments.
  • If your product stinks, customers won’t “friend” you, they will “foe” you.
  • If your product stinks, you will have more “word of mouth” than you ever possilby wanted.
  • If your product stinks, it’s not fireworks and balloons when you have an announcement, it’s pitchforks and bonfires.
  • If your product stinks, you don’t have users, you just have the “used.”
  • If your product stinks, you don’t have customers, you’ll have victims.
  • If your product stinks, you won’t need to watch what you say, because no one will be listening anyways.

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