How to be a New Englander
It’s that time of year. When New Englander’s come into their own, and the cursed southern interlopers are forced to suffer. Indeed, it’s winter in New England. To help you get in touch with your inner New Englander, a list: Don’t complain about the snow. You’re not a New Yorker, for God’s sake. If the storm drops less than 6″ of snow, make sure everyone knows “it’s not worth shoveling, let alone plowing.” Whenever someone complains about the snow, grunt,…